COMPLETELY SHEET ART

OF FAMOUS ARTIST SEBASTIAN BERTO

Upon opening many of the barrels of fashion and textile waste, I found a whole bunch of bedding. Huge amounts, in fact. Bedding that seemed to be in absolutely perfect condition. As I pulled each piece out I wondered, who sleeps in king-size beds these days? Who needs to get rid of their king-size sheets? What op-shopping aficionados would have king-size beds and specifically be looking for sheets of such size?

I tend to associate king-size beds with the rich and op-shopping with the non-rich. This opinion can't be entirely true, alas I am but a mere mortal artist swimming amongst great tides of donated rubbish bedding products. Perhaps to reconcile my presumptuous judgements about people’s bed-size to pay-bracket ratio, I decided to do something with them. I had indeed struck upon a bountiful opportunity to utilise these vast swathes of fabric that neither the rich nor non-rich wanted. My resolve was to transform them into something valuable, appealing, fashionable, healing, and beautiful. Something that would honour the fabric and those who created it.

As a predominantly visual artist I felt the urge to use the sheets as my canvas to paint images upon. There are always a whole bunch of assorted mistinted paint pots available at Bunnings. I was very lucky to walk in at a time when they were getting rid of a bunch of beautiful pastel mistints. Perfect for some beautiful bed-sheet paintings. I decided that I wanted to paint fashionable human figures framed by and entangled amongst variations of the phrase 'Fast Fashun'. Below is a list of some of the names I came up with.

VARIATIONS ON 'FAST FASHUN'

THE PIECES


VICTORY POSES




WORKS IN PROGRESS







13/09/2020

Totally Sheet Art by Famous Artist Sebastian Berto

Seb taught themself to code in HTML CSS and JavaScript from scratch to make this website. Everygthing coded by hand. Seb created all the graphics and designed every element you see. They are a multimedia art master. They are a traditional art master. They are a physical art master. Absurdity incarnate. The spirit of Art Therapy. Welcome to The Seb Show.

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